hai i'm kai!
what's up? i'm kye, the holder of the infamous orange cat braincell. its questionable wisdom has enabled me to achieve boundless success. i have a 900 credit score, moonlight as a vrdj, and i'm a successful freelance cultural icon.the braincell has given me the capacity to learn a total of nine languages, six of which are of fluent proficiency, the other three ranging from polyglot youtuber to anime fanatic in proficiency. the duolingo owl gets scared when i'm in his mentions.whenever i'm not posting thirst traps on twitter, i work as a lawyer, specializing in immigration, civil litigation, and intellectual property. i've worked for a few multinational firms, but currently manage my own boutique firm.i'm that gamer friend who plays an unhealthy amount of fps and rhythm games and will destroy you with just enough charm that you won't irrevocably hate me for it. i used to play counter-strike, halo, and valorant competitively. and geoguessr. yes, you heard right. i compete in geoguessr.see you around!